Where is the Winner
Customer: This lobster's only got one claw.
Waiter: I guess he's been in a fight, sir.
Customer: Well, bring me the winner.
顾客:这只龙虾只有一只爪子。
侍者:我猜应该是在打架时弄丢的,先生。
顾客:那样的话,请把那只胜者请来吧。 http://archives.xuezhishi.net/eng/joke/bilingual/2007-04-17/24926.html